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Smokin' on that 12 Pac

Apr 29, 2026

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2 min read

Smokin' on that 12 Pac

Translating a rebrand into Normal Words

conor
conor

Fort Trox

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Olympic Ski Racing Preview

Feb 2, 2026

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6 min read

Olympic Ski Racing Preview

Ski Racing is the best part of the Winter Olympics. The athletes are like gods in Europe. So, in too many words, let's learn about what to expect.

Troxior
Troxior

The Panel

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The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll

Jul 10, 2025

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1 min read

The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll

An exercise in journalistic bravery

conor
conor

NBA

+2

The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List

Jun 11, 2025

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2 min read

The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List

More critical NBA Finals analysis

conor
conor

NBA

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I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die

Jun 8, 2025

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4 min read

I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die

The razor-thin line between immaturity and invincibility

conor
dbbm
conor, +1

Big Mood

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Big Mood Baseball - 6/4

Jun 6, 2025

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3 min read

Big Mood Baseball - 6/4

Summer’s heating up, and so is the chaos across Major League Baseball.

Matty
Matty

NBA

+3

The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List

Jun 5, 2025

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2 min read

The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List

An essential NBA Finals preview

conor
conor

Sports

+1

Who's Benefitting From College Football Autobids?

Jun 4, 2025

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2 min read

Who's Benefitting From College Football Autobids?

Taking a look back at how outbids would've impacted the playoff in previous years

Tim Konicek
Tim Konicek

Big Mood

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Big Mood Baseball - 5/30

May 30, 2025

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2 min read

Big Mood Baseball - 5/30

A new, weekly series on baseball emotions

Matty
Matty

Baseball

+1

This Week In Bullshit

Mar 31, 2025

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1 min read

This Week In Bullshit

I will never acknowledge that pitchers are athletes.

Baseball

+2

The Panel: 162 Quite Bitter Beings

Mar 27, 2025

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8 min read

The Panel: 162 Quite Bitter Beings

The biggest drop since Game 5 of the 2024 World Series

The Panel

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The Panel: Arch Sadness

Mar 20, 2025

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3 min read

The Panel: Arch Sadness

A look into whether any sport can be good if you make it single-elimination.

NBA

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The Panel: Midseason Finale

Feb 18, 2025

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5 min read

The Panel: Midseason Finale

A timely check-in on the world's favorite Soap Opera.

Soccer

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Last One Out, Get the Lights

Feb 13, 2025

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7 min read

Last One Out, Get the Lights

Or: I Write an Overly Long Game Report-Slash-Personal Essay and Get in My Feels a Bit

Puddles Lastname
Puddles Lastname

Sports

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2025 College Softball Preview

Feb 6, 2025

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2 min read

2025 College Softball Preview

Who the hell is stopping the SEC?

Mitch
Mitch

Sports

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Notre Dame Fanfiction: What would the 2024 Team Look Like with Brian Kelly Coaching?

Jan 20, 2025

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1 min read

Notre Dame Fanfiction: What would the 2024 Team Look Like with Brian Kelly Coaching?

Going game by game to see what the difference would be with coach Brian Kelly

Tim Konicek
Tim Konicek

Baseball

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Please, please just sign Vladdy already

Jan 17, 2025

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1 min read

Please, please just sign Vladdy already

A desperate plea to Toronto Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins

Bart
Bart

Sports

+1

Beaver Fever?

Jan 17, 2025

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4 min read

Beaver Fever?

A check-up on the vibes in Corvallis

Nick
Nick

Baseball

+1

Starting 9: ROKI SASA-SWEEPSTAKES

Jan 13, 2025

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1 min read

Starting 9: ROKI SASA-SWEEPSTAKES

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Hockey

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The Dump & Chase: NHL Midseason Storylines

Jan 8, 2025

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2 min read

The Dump & Chase: NHL Midseason Storylines

Some quick hits from the first half of the NHL season

Bart
Bart

Sports

The Day After Tomorrow's Golf League

Jan 7, 2025

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7 min read

The Day After Tomorrow's Golf League

Playing Indoor Winter Golf In Florida

Baseball

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You Have To Repeat Before You Can Three-Peat

Jan 6, 2025

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3 min read

You Have To Repeat Before You Can Three-Peat

It's January, which means it's way too early to talk about baseball.

Sports

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Who Let the Orange Bowl Get Good at Social Media?

Jan 6, 2025

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1 min read

Who Let the Orange Bowl Get Good at Social Media?

Brand content that doesn't suck? In this economy?

conor
conor

The Malcontents

An airing of grievances the likes of which the internet h̶a̶s̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ encounters daily.

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