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Oliver Buchannon
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Sports

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Smokin' on that 12 Pac

Apr 29, 2026

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Smokin' on that 12 Pac

Translating a rebrand into Normal Words

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Soccer

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90's Soccer: So Hot Right Now

Jul 17, 2025

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2 min read

90's Soccer: So Hot Right Now

The MLS Archive Collection reviewed

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The Panel

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The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll

Jul 10, 2025

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The Panel: Big 12 Preseason Poll

An exercise in journalistic bravery

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NBA

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The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List

Jun 11, 2025

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The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List

More critical NBA Finals analysis

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NBA

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I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die

Jun 8, 2025

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I Don't Think the Pacers Understand They Can Die

The razor-thin line between immaturity and invincibility

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NBA

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The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List

Jun 5, 2025

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The Oklahoma City Thunder Jersey Tier List

An essential NBA Finals preview

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was — A Decade In

May 25, 2025

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LeWeek That Was — A Decade In

A very special anniversary

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Motorsport

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Indianapolis Motor Speedway: America's Neighborhood Stadium

May 23, 2025

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Indianapolis Motor Speedway: America's Neighborhood Stadium

Post Position — Edition 04

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Motorsport

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How Ferrari Ruined My Life THIS Week

May 16, 2025

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How Ferrari Ruined My Life THIS Week

Post Position — Edition 03

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Motorsport

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Charles Leclerc Is Stuffing Lewis Hamilton Into a Locker

May 2, 2025

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Charles Leclerc Is Stuffing Lewis Hamilton Into a Locker

Post Position — Edition 02

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was — FIN

May 1, 2025

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LeWeek That Was — FIN

The Lakers go out sad, LeReport does too.

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was — Playoffs 02

Apr 28, 2025

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LeWeek That Was — Playoffs 02

What the fuck is going on? Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck are you guys doing?

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Motorsport

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The Blue Ferrari: An F1 White Whale

Apr 27, 2025

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The Blue Ferrari: An F1 White Whale

Post Position — Edition 01

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was — Playoffs 01

Apr 21, 2025

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LeWeek That Was — Playoffs 01

No Zero Dark Thirty-23 Mode for LeReport

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was (4/14/25)

Apr 14, 2025

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LeWeek That Was (4/14/25)

82 down, 16 to go.

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was (4/7/25)

Apr 7, 2025

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LeWeek That Was (4/7/25)

LeReport is in a glass case of emotion

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was (3/31/25)

Mar 31, 2025

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LeWeek That Was (3/31/25)

LeBron returned from injury and uh well see so the thing is the Lakers STINK

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NBA

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LeWeek That Wasn't (3/20/25)

Mar 20, 2025

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LeWeek That Wasn't (3/20/25)

A rare multi-week injury has the King sidelined and LeReport in limbo.

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was (3/10/25)

Mar 10, 2025

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1 min read

LeWeek That Was (3/10/25)

LeBron turned back the clock and the Lakers were COOKIN'... and then they weren’t.

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NBA

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LeWeek That Was (3/3/25)

Mar 3, 2025

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LeWeek That Was (3/3/25)

New format, same fuckery.

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NBA

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LeBrondent Report — 2/23/25

Feb 23, 2025

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LeBrondent Report — 2/23/25

Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god

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NBA

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LeBrondent Report — 2/21/25

Feb 21, 2025

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LeBrondent Report — 2/21/25

Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god

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NBA

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LeBrondent Report — 2/20/25

Feb 20, 2025

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1 min read

LeBrondent Report — 2/20/25

Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god

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Soccer

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MLS Jersey Week, Ranked

Feb 17, 2025

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4 min read

MLS Jersey Week, Ranked

It's Soccer SZN on Sticky Substack

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NBA

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LeBrondent Report — All-Star Break

Feb 14, 2025

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LeBrondent Report — All-Star Break

Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god

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