LeNumbers:
3/22 — Bulls 146 Lakers 115
17/6/4
3/24 — Lakers 106 Magic 118
24/6/7
3/26 — Lakers 120 Pacers 119
13/13/71
3/27 — Lakers 117 Bulls 119
17/5/122
3/29 — Lakers 134 Grizzlies 127
25/6/8
LeNotes:
3/22 vs. Bulls (L)
LeBron comes back and the Lakers give up 146 to the BULLS??? Not an auspicious start to the stretch run of the season where everything but the 1 seed is up for grabs in the West.
3/24 @ Magic (L)
Some choice analysis from our very own :
I enjoyed basically everyone on the Lakers last night being like "Yo Paolo and Franz? Those bois nice."
You can build a good defense off of respect for your opponent but perhaps the Lakers took it too far.
The Magic's wins and losses depend entirely on if the rest of the roster is capable of making a jumpshot that night it's fucking infuriating.
Then again maybe it was just One Of Those Nights and we can charge it to the game. We’ll just have to wait and see as the Lakers play out the next three games of this four-game road trip.3
3/26 @ Pacers (W)
GAME-WINNING TIP-IN. BASKETBALL IQ OFF THE CHARTS. THE FUCKERY CONTINUES.4
3/27 @ Bulls (L)
What even is there to say? The Lakers led 115-110 with 12.1 seconds left before giving up 9 points in 10 seconds. Two losses to the permanently play-in Bulls within a week. Indefensible.
3/29 @ Grizzlies (W)
The Grizz fired their coach in a move that still doesn’t make sense days later.5 Necessary win both for the vibes and for playoff seeding with Memphis being LA’s main competition for 4th place and home court in the first round. LeBron closer to his 27/7/7 self than many of the games this week.
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The fuckery continues and all but Jesus Christ
LeNonsense:
The latest development in the ongoing internet content LeBronaissance is famous songs rewritten with AI vocals to honor the 🐐. Hard to pick a favorite but this Luther remix really captures the vibe:6
🎶 You hiiiit the LeFuckYou, that’s your shot 🎶