“What are the top 10 episodes of Family Guy? How tall is Matt, anyway? Is Wayne’s name actually Wayne?” These questions, and much more, will be answered whenever we decide to answer them, so feel free to submit your own! Wayne, Matt, and I will be discussing random events from the week, remembering a niche internet celebrity/event, and diving into reader questions. Let’s begin!
How many 3rd graders could you beat in a fight?
Alex: At least 20. Get them off balance, sweep the leg, etc. 3rd graders are still in that “finding their balance” stage so the only way they win is just sheer numbers.
Wayne: Probably like 3 or 4. I would simply establish a dialogue with them instead however, I could defeat hundreds of third graders in the marketplace of ideas.
Matt: It depends on if they’re coming at you one-on-one or if they’re coming at you as a group. One-on-one, it’s just how many of them can you beat up before you get tired or unlucky. As a group, though, that’s way harder. Eventually, they’re just going to be more angles for them to come at you from than you can handle. I’m going to go with 25.
Who should be the next Canadian Prime Minister?
Alex: Shoresy from Letterkenny
Wayne: Stefan Babcock from PUP
Matt: “Fuck Canada”
What’s your favorite SNL skit from the past 50 years?
Alex: Puppet Class with Seth MacFarlane
Wayne: Doesn’t watch SNL because they’re “cultured”. Would probably love the Stefan bits on Weekend Update though
Matt: ”Outside The Lines” with Melissa McCarthy, she fired a t-shirt gun at her own players and throws a toaster at one point.